What if the 2016 Ph Election was a Shrek Karaoke Dance Party?

As the day of the Philippine National Election comes nearer it seems the exchanges by the contenders, their supporters and every one else seems to get nastier. This morning I was reminded of this when I chanced upon a video from the first Shrek movie, in particular the Karaoke Party. Using one’s imagination now can see the same scene except this time with faces from the national election. The reimagining of this scene made me smile and laugh. Here are the lyrics of the songs and their singers -reimagined as the 2016 Philippine National Election.

What if the Shrek – Karaoke Dance Party was sung by the personalities of 2016 Philippine National Election

Hi everybody and welcome to the Comelec and the 2016 Philippine Election Karaoke Dance Party!
I’m gonna bring it down with one of my personal favourites…

[Shrek/Comelec hugging PCOS machine w/ Smartmatic Label]
Don’t go changin’
To try and please me
You’ve never let me down before

[Grace Poe as Fiona]
I made it through the wilderness
You know i made it through ooh ooh ooh ooh
Didn’t know how lost I was until
I found you

[Duterte as Donkey]
Yeah! I like big butts and i cannot lie
You other brothers can’t deny
When a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get

[Miriam as Thelonias]

[The MAR Boys Choir as Monsieur Hood and his Merry Men]
It’s fun to stay at the
It’s fun to stay at the
(ha ha ha ha ha)

[Binay as Gingerbread Man]
Do you really want to hurt me? (OW!)
Do you really want to make me cry?
(Ah ah ah ah)

[Mar as Farquad ]
Staying alive, staying alive!
(Oh oh oh oh)

[Yellow Netizen as Mr Wolf ]
Who let the dogs out?

[Duterte Netizen as the 3 little Pigs]
Who who who who?

[Opinionated Netizen as Mr. Wolf]
Who let the dogs out?

[Yellow Netizens as the 3 little pigs]
Who who who who? Yahoo!

[Duterte as Donkey]
I say get up, and dance to the music!
(dum dum ba dum dum dum da dum da dum)

Dance to the music
Dance to the music

[Chiz as Pinnochio]
All we need is a drummer!

[Bong Bong Marcos as the Magic Mirror ]
For people who only need a beat yeah!

([Duterte as Donkey] Yeah brake it down Green Girl!)
[Leni Robredo as Fiona on the drums]

[Gringo as Theonlias]
I’m gonna add some bottom!

[Binay as Gingerbread Man]
So that the dancers just won’t hide!

([Duterte as Donkey] Yeah, Take it Shrek!)

[Comelec as Shrek with the PCOS machine]
You might like to hear my organ

[Duterte as Donkey]
I said Ride, Sally Ride

[Comelec as Shrek and Grace Poe as Fiona]
I can’t see me lovin nobody but you
For all my life

Dance to the music
Dance to the music
Dance to the music (so happy together)
Dance to the music (so happy together)
Dance to the music (so happy togehter)
Dance to the music!

[Duterte as Donkey]
Hey Pinnochio, you wanna watch where you put that nose, man?

If you have not seen Shrek here is the clip:

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